superficial

  1. devilsrain

    Reminds me of Mickey Rourke, without the talent

  2. Contusion

    Rorschach, not Horshack.

  3. And by “hosting”, they mean he’s parking cars.

  4. HOSTING!? Well someone got an 8ball on the cheap.

  5. B&WMinstrel

    It’s good but give him a couple of years and the guy who did that’ll be able to do one on top of a cappucino

  6. He looks like the dude that’s normally behind the camera at a two-person party.

  7. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    The title of the painting behind him: Where Careers Go To Die

  8. zomgbie

    *beep*
    hi, its me quentin tarantino.
    im not home right now.
    bye!
    *click*

  9. Inner Retard

    At this point I fully believe they send him a pity invitation, sit him in a quiet room and let him think he’s hosting the show, the guests just haven’t arrived yet.

  10. Per the Jason Schwartzman post – here’s your douchenozzle.

  11. Usually you have to stand to “host” something. It also helps if you don’t sit on the artwork.

  12. Jones

    Wow, how the mediocre have fallen.

  13. He heard art “OPENING” and bolted out of hid house.

  14. cc

    Ladies and gentlemen, we call this piece of work ‘Poseur’.

  15. “Wow…funky scrotum doesn’t smell QUITE as good as pussy, but I guess ‘Any port in a storm!’

  16. Qmak

    Looks like Cher put on some weight.

  17. tlmck

    I would actually buy that painting, but it would probably take me 240 years to pay it off.

  18. EricLr

    Trying to remember the last movie you were in?

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