Courtney Stodden posted this pic with the caption, 'Getting lay'd on the way back home. ;) #yum' to Twitter. (November 4, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
More like a half-baked lay.
Much like a bag of chips and her head, the contents may have settled during travel.
Which of these two is that causes anal leakage?
Chewing through a crinkly, salty bag reminds her of her honeymoon.
Wow! I thought this was Sara Underwood before I looked closer. That’s a either a very good thing for her or a horrifying thing for Sara Underwood.
My thoughts exactly.
Calm down everyone, she just confused the crinkly texture of a chip bag for Doug Hutchison’s face.
Courtney Slobben … all over my chips! ugh!
why does anyone care about her again?
We don’t. We just care about making fun of her.
Baked Lays…is that supposed to be ironic?
I’ve seen rats nibble on cheese more seductively than this.
Probably not the first time her lay is going to end up on her breasts . . .
True fact, that bag of chips has less artificial additives in it than she has.
If only she’d been having Funyuns–a new steamy euphemism could have been added to the lexicon.
Damn…. I used to like BBQ Baked Lays….
Maybe she’s developmentally disabled.
What do you mean “maybe?”
I am not sure that’s not the case. Judging by the completely vacant look on her eyes and her inability to open that bag. Not to mention her husband.
Unfortunately, there wasn’t an adult available to open the bag for her, so poor Courtney went hungry!
I just don’t think Lay’s will bite at this PR opportunity like you think Courtney. Better cancel that Bentley order.
Since her brain and bust have a similar content to filler ratio as that bag of chips, I wonder if kissing her would leave an artificial taste in your mouth you’d get from eating them.
They’re salty and in bag form, so of course she stuck them in her mouth the moment a camera came out.
This is actually the cleanest thing she’s had between her teeth in a long time.
I dislike her.
holy shit, she looks hot as hell in this pic
I wonder how your power came back on enough for you to use your computer, but not enough that you can actually see things on it.
“We do not endorse slutty teenagers.” – A representative of the Lays Corperation
She looks nastier than ever.
And so we are clear, I dont mean the HOT nasty, I mean the disgusting Roseanne Barr nasty.
“Getting baked on the way back home, before Douglas ‘Lay’s’ me… #yuk!”
I always figured her Lays would be “dead fish.”
There must be someone doing the PR on Twitter for her because I don’t think she is capable of writing much less reading.
What, no “sexily slashing the potato sac”? *sheds tear* she’s growing up so fast!
She tweeted “sexily slashing the sack” at first—and that’s why Doug’s not in the picture.
Shame on her parents for real. What a tragedy.
Those are called ‘walkers’ in the uk, not lays. Not that anyone will care lol
So, she’s baked all the time…As if we couldn’t tell.
So let me get this straight, this stupid cunt expects us, like Kim Kardashain, Demi Moore and Lindsay Lohan, to believe she’s had no plastic surgery ? She just visited another plastic surgeon publicy to get him to say she’s all-natural. How stupid does she think we are ? That nose is the result of at least 2 rhinoplasties. Go home, little girl, you cheap liar.
Really Jack? Her nose looks huge as shit in this photo! If you’re gonna call her out for plastic surgery at least go for the undeniable, her fake ass tits.
Everyone already knows the tits are fake, and she went on Dr. Drew to prove everyone “wrong” on that, too. It’s getting old, this “I’m all-natural bullshit.”
never noticed that she had a long ass nose.
That’s NOT an ass nose. That’s a face nose. Ass noses are bigger and hang out the other side.
Man am I hungry for a snack (puts on hooker bra…10lbs of makeup…gets phone ready to take 500 pics). Ok, pass me the chips!
Whoa! What the fuck? Did she pay for that nose? Cuz, damn.
Honey, Lays has taste, and they’re not going to hire you as some kind of spokeschild.
“Hello-o-o, boys-s-s. When it comes to either me or Lay’s potato chips, I’ll bet you can’t eat just one! Tee-hee-heee…”
Much like the contents of that Lay’s bag, her head is mostly air.
Mostly ? lol
She’s 18 now. None of the sexual innuendo is even remotely shocking anymore now that she’s legal.
anyone who wouldn’t bang her is either gay or a chick….
Jesus Christ, mate, have some standards.
Even though she had a Happy Meal at lunch, sometimes you have to give her a snack at about 3 or she gets cranky.
Who the hell is this ugly person?
She’s starting to look like that Heidi Montag chick. Yikes.
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