The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.5.12
Jason Schwartzman in Los Angeles. (November 4, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.5.12
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David Schwimmer started dyeing his hair again?
Douchenozzle!
If it were Johnny Depp, John Mayer, or Criss Angel, I’d say, yeah: total douche. But dude is just wearing sunglasses with a blue shirt. Not his fault you don’t have style and know how awesome young coconut is.
::insert nubile vagina joke responses here::
Ohhhh…that’s a coconut? I thought he was sipping the fluid out of a hobbit’s toilet.
There is no way to look cool, while sucking on straw coming out of a coconut. no way!
“I look like Jon Hamm in these glasses…sluuuuurp.”
I bet his pants don’t make him look like Jon Hamm.
Is that a coconut? Make sure to eat the jelly.
Gwyneth is going to be pissed when she finds out he’s been drinking out of her hand carved Venetian marble snifter with abalone shell lid.
“Your coconut drink sir, and may The Schwartz be with you.”
Coconut? I thought he was drinking out of a dreidel!
No talent ass clown.
He’s been great in pretty much everything I’ve seen him in, from Wes Anderson to “Bored To Death”.
That is, if by “great” I mean the same jasonschwartzmany guy in every movie and show.
Still.
John Hamm Players – Vice President
Coconut Water Club – Founder
Sunglasses Society – Senior Member