superficial

  1. Contusion

    David Schwimmer started dyeing his hair again?

  2. bdog821

    Douchenozzle!

    • If it were Johnny Depp, John Mayer, or Criss Angel, I’d say, yeah: total douche. But dude is just wearing sunglasses with a blue shirt. Not his fault you don’t have style and know how awesome young coconut is.

      ::insert nubile vagina joke responses here::

  3. Tron

    There is no way to look cool, while sucking on straw coming out of a coconut. no way!

  4. henryhill

    “I look like Jon Hamm in these glasses…sluuuuurp.”

  5. Is that a coconut? Make sure to eat the jelly.

  6. DeucePickle

    Gwyneth is going to be pissed when she finds out he’s been drinking out of her hand carved Venetian marble snifter with abalone shell lid.

  7. “Your coconut drink sir, and may The Schwartz be with you.”

  8. Vlad

    Coconut? I thought he was drinking out of a dreidel!

  9. Al Bundy

    No talent ass clown.

    • Tim's Trees

      He’s been great in pretty much everything I’ve seen him in, from Wes Anderson to “Bored To Death”.

      That is, if by “great” I mean the same jasonschwartzmany guy in every movie and show.

      Still.

  10. Tricky Dick

    John Hamm Players – Vice President
    Coconut Water Club – Founder
    Sunglasses Society – Senior Member

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