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she got her legs back
From some kid with a new whittling knife.
“Wow , so this is what this feels like !”
” I like getting high . Everything is so , uh , well , life like ! reality is soooo surreal ! I need chocolate or salty or , uh , salty and chocolate , or , yeah …. Pizza “
She has the worst fashion sense
I wouldn’t mind seeing her in my grandfather’s sweater so much if she wasn’t also wearing my grandmother’s dominatrix outfit.
“I see your schwartz is as big as mine”
Looks like she’s off to an “appointment” with a “client.”
pleather and a cardigan and a ciggy. Suddenly I don’t hate her as much as I used to .
Keep smoking, Chloe. It’s *bound* to improve your appearance eventually….
I had heard it was going to be a dramatic makeover, but Macaulay Culkin may have gone a little far with it.
She looks high. That’s a pleasant smile.
“I’m Batman.”
It’s a man, baby!
A rubber dress? Is he on her way to another audition?
Looks like maybe a couple. She needed something she could hose off quickly between appointments.
Still with the Halloween pics?
Unfortunately no.
What?! She’s actually wearing this on a “normal” day?
Grampa’s woolly brown cardigan with a black rubber mini dress.
That’s a might big WTF.
Fucking hipster.
“Hey brown bunny, got any rock. Aw suck yo dick.”
The pleather dress feels pretty trippy once she’s high.
That’s one bulging ab she has there.
Blech! Ew!
Funny, she still looks like the 14 year old kid who took too much X and is about to get raped and end up with AIDS…
“She stole the inner outta my John Deere!”
She’s downgraded to sucking on cigarettes in front of a camera.
“Hey, Chloe…get naked. Suck some cock. Live a little!”
I’m not sure if anyone here knows this; but she blew Vincent Gallo in a movie.
Kids is the only thing that saved her from assistant managing a Dunkin Donuts
Is it just me, or is Ellen more boneable these days?
Looks like she’s rolling in a couple different ways.
I don’t get it. She looks like my Aunt Deeanna.
Drinks and semen just roll right off this thing. I don’t even have to wash it!
S&M Fred Rogers
Well, at least Hefty Ultra Flex bags live up to the hype…
Eddie Money? Is that you?