Hey, Captain Morgan, where the hell is my drink?
“Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?” – Ron Burgundy
Yep, you’re right, that is one dirty pirate hooker.
“Hm? Sorry I was picturing Whore Island. ”
– Sterling Archer
“That’s not a real place…is it?”
She would never drown due to her built in floatation devices.
And now we have a fourth Musketeer: Whorthos.
“Check out my Halloween outfit! I’m a sexy . . . Um . . . Look at my breasts!”
She had all her back teeth pulled to emphasize those cheekbones.
Heh. Pirate Booty.
Here’s the question: is she still looking for a Halloween party, or still trying to find her way home?
She’s dressed as a praying mantis dressed as a musketeer?
When pirate wenches like this wear brassieres, what size do they wear?
I have a bad feeling that she’s supposed to be Phoebe Price, and we just went down the rabbit hole.
Have tits exploded before?
Someone should really tell her that Oktoberfest was last month.
but halloween was last week? why she still dressed up?
The best pirates come with their own liferafts.
I didn’t know The Walking Dead had a pirate special…
Shame that she had to disfigure that perfect body with fake tits. Such a gorgeous woman otherwise.
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