superficial

  1. cabora

    Who?

  2. it had to be said

    Hey, Captain Morgan, where the hell is my drink?

  3. Tron

    “Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?” – Ron Burgundy

  4. She would never drown due to her built in floatation devices.

  5. And now we have a fourth Musketeer: Whorthos.

  6. ThisWillHurt

    “Check out my Halloween outfit! I’m a sexy . . . Um . . . Look at my breasts!”

  7. Cock Dr

    She had all her back teeth pulled to emphasize those cheekbones.

  8. 1NDUN

    Heh. Pirate Booty.

  9. lawn

    Here’s the question: is she still looking for a Halloween party, or still trying to find her way home?

  10. cc

    She’s dressed as a praying mantis dressed as a musketeer?

  11. When pirate wenches like this wear brassieres, what size do they wear?
    36-A-R-R-R-r-r-r-r-r…

  12. I have a bad feeling that she’s supposed to be Phoebe Price, and we just went down the rabbit hole.

  13. Joaquin ingles

    Have tits exploded before?

  14. EricLr

    Someone should really tell her that Oktoberfest was last month.

  15. Josie

    but halloween was last week? why she still dressed up?

  16. Sam

    The best pirates come with their own liferafts.

  17. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    I didn’t know The Walking Dead had a pirate special…

  18. Bigalkie

    Shame that she had to disfigure that perfect body with fake tits. Such a gorgeous woman otherwise.

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