Hana Nitsche and Russell Simmons at the 'Inspired: A Night With Russell Simmons' hosted by Mercy for Animals in New York City. (November 3, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
God bless Simmons. That crazy old dude just keeps pulling ass, doesn’t he?
the man is worth millions and millions and he still dresses like a homeless man.
He also has the face of a burn victim
Well that makes all the difference in the world. Just…just…just FUCK HIM!
He’s living the dream of every man. To have a revolving door of pussy at his disposal.
Oh I heard about this photo, its that picture of Russell dressing like a complete douche and wearing a baseball hat.
“Do I get green card now?”
“Not yet baby…not yet…”
How’s the pit-stain sitch today, baby?
Oh, Cran. This is not the same piece of ass as that last time. This is some other piece of ass. Really. To think that Russell Simmons is actually going to start a relationship with one of these. Your naïveté can be so cute sometimes.
Was his left arm got chopped off?
Yes, they are.
Been trying to post a Nietzsche quote for 15 minutes. Fuck it.
“If a man such as this gets to go home and tap that ass one night, send her on her way, then bring home another hot piece to tap the next night, and repeat ad infinitum, then my postulation is correct. God is dead.” – Friedrich Nietszche
Thank you. And better than what I kept trying to post. From now on I am just going to throw out abstract concepts, often with loose connections to the photo or topic.
He helps me get photographed, I help him with his colostomy bag. It’s symbiotic.
he got a new chic every week
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