1. it had to be said

    God bless Simmons. That crazy old dude just keeps pulling ass, doesn’t he?

  2. karlito

    the man is worth millions and millions and he still dresses like a homeless man.

  3. He’s living the dream of every man. To have a revolving door of pussy at his disposal.

  4. Buddy The Elf

    Oh I heard about this photo, its that picture of Russell dressing like a complete douche and wearing a baseball hat.

  5. Bionic_Crouton

    “Do I get green card now?”
    “Not yet baby…not yet…”

  6. How’s the pit-stain sitch today, baby?

  7. Dude 007

    Was his left arm got chopped off?

  8. 1NDUN

    Been trying to post a Nietzsche quote for 15 minutes. Fuck it.

    • “If a man such as this gets to go home and tap that ass one night, send her on her way, then bring home another hot piece to tap the next night, and repeat ad infinitum, then my postulation is correct. God is dead.” – Friedrich Nietszche

      • 1NDUN

        Thank you. And better than what I kept trying to post. From now on I am just going to throw out abstract concepts, often with loose connections to the photo or topic.

  9. EricLr

    He helps me get photographed, I help him with his colostomy bag. It’s symbiotic.

  10. Josie

    he got a new chic every week

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