Something tells me that Mr. Seal has a stipulation in his rider that says nobody shall look at Mr. Seal. And the doorman is trying so fucking hard not to look.

Even his phone doesn’t want to get too close to that face…..

“A kiss from a rose? How about you kiss my black ass? I got custody tomorrow!”

So, if any of you ever doubted the power of banging Heidi Klum, here’s a primer. Here is Seal, a man whose best side is the back, walking through a hotel lobby past an LPGA superstar with his nails painted in gold sparkle. In spite of all that, no one even questions the fact that he’s talking to a wallet.

Whoa – had to use the zoom feature to see why he has a Texas Longhorn burned into his face. Though it left me wondering about the Bile Green nails.

Matt LeBlanc is a doorman now?

Oh crap, not the finger bandages… he’s going Jacko on us asses ya guys.

Do guys really paint their nails these days? Jesus fucking Christ.

“Hello, no this is not dog, this is Seal.”

“Yeah, the sound is crisp, I love the apps, fast Internet browsing, but what I REALLY care about is the camera quality”

T-Dog died?!?!?

I thought Seals mainly stayed in the harbor.

Holy Uni-brow Batman!

eww the dude next to him got a unibrow

“Yeah, this dudes unibrow is creeping my out more than my own face…”

Now that he’s lost Heidi he may have to really dig down deep and well, work again!