1. Mr. Penn, I know you only have 5 minutes left on your annual “give-a-fuck” meter for Haiti but did you seriously just steal that bottle from one of the refugees???

  2. Just give it up Sean, that place is a shithole

  3. Fresco

    He looks exactly like my alcoholic uncle at a wedding reception.

  4. JimBB

    I’m pretty sure we’re about to see another Haitian revolution to overthrow the white man.

  5. “And then I took Rick Rosenthal’s enormous penis in my hand and I twisted it, and I twisted it…and that’s how I want from ‘Spiccoli’ to serious actor!”

  6. cc

    Don’t make me angry, you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

  7. crb

    And if by, “Bertine Laine” you mean the remains of Eazy-E, I agree.

  8. “Mr. Penn, have you considered doing something good for other people without cameras around?”

  9. “You handle that bottle well, skinny white boy …”

  10. Reporter: “Mr. Penn, Does George Hamilton approve of you stealing his look?”

  11. Dox

    And suddenly Bertine realized her life had taken a drastic downward turn….

  12. Big Dick Magee

    POS elitist, using a damaging bottle of water instead of a jug.
    YOU PEOPLE must be”________” while I pollute the earth further….

  13. Vladimir

    “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

  14. journalschism

    Had no idea 60s-era Klingons were in to social justice. Pagh neh rup qIj p*ssy?

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