Hayley Roberts and David Hasselhoff at the Formula One World Championship in Abu Dhabi. (November 3, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
unfortunately for her, she had eaten a double cheesburger just an hour before the hoff ate her face.
What is dry, leathery and smells of death?
Hold on baby let me get my dentures back.
“I must consume your soul! I am… THE HOFF!!!”
I know Vettel won but you’re the one going home with the real winner to… wait, is that a burger?! – Because Hayley knew how to handle the Hoff every time he got horny.
“It’s not gum, it’s Wendy’s.”
“Dude… you smell like Jagermeister and stale taco bell….”
This awkward forced kiss brought to you by Casio and Renault.
“Just one kiss for the cameras trophy wife of mine”
“Could you remind me again what your name is?”
Summon your patronus before it’s too late!
come on, didn’t your mother tell you, never put your mouth on things you find in the street?
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