1. “Just imagine that I’m Henry and the pooch is me. See? It was a perfect set up. I just don’t get it…”

  2. “Do it cujo…. End my suffering. You know what to do.”

  3. “..shhhhh!…I swear he just whispered Superman…!”

  4. JimBB

    Doggie prefers euthanasia.

  5. “So look. I just seriously want to get married. I don’t car to who. Why won’t you look at me?”

  6. “This is a set-up. This dog has been trained to rip out your jugular. The only thing that will prevent this is you saying the words, “I do.” That man is an ordained minister. Begin the proceedings.”

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    My dog can’t fetch slippers worth a damn, but he’s an expert at boob staring.

  8. cc

    I heard she’s asking 1 million/episode. I think she’s over reaching…by a zero or so.

  9. Inner Retard

    This dog could be like our kid. We’d name him Henry. I’d feed him, wash him, cut his hair. While you take him to baseball games and paint the picket fence. We’d be the perfect family. I would love you soooo much and I would neeever leave you… Hey, where are you running?!

  10. “Ummmm… Ryan… why does this dog’s nose smell like peanut butter?”

  11. Vlad

    You get me this dog now!

    yes dear…*sigh*…anything you say, dear.

  12. martina

    She’s hot … Just do it Ryan.

  13. “Oh, come on. How hard could it be to get a piece of Cavill’s clothing for him to sniff? He’s got to learn his scent somewhere.”

  14. “Can we take her home? I’m getting kinda hungry.”

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