1. AC

    It’s nice to see that modern cinema technology has finally evolved to the point it can give us all the Weekend at Bernie’s III that sophisticated, discerning audiences deserve.

  2. Joe

    Take that Will Smith.

  3. Those are his sons behind him.

  4. JimBB

    Man, I gotta get me one of those new hips too.

  5. if you saw the headline “Rod Stewart playing with balls in public” in the 1970′s, it would’ve been a whole different scenario.

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    His hair is styled with fast setting concrete.

  7. Rod Stewart learns too late that when they coined the phrase “Bend it like Beckham” they weren’t talking about your L4 and L5 vertebrae.

  8. I see the new feature here – the crap we missed, brought to you by marcal shitpaper!

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