1. “Just like the Scientology reeducation seminars… those were the days.”

  2. Well I guess we now have a window into the past to see how Nicole got her divorce papers signed.

  3. JimBB

    Apparently that kid’s story has taken a VERY DARK turn.

  4. Was Cruella DeVille in Paddington Bear?

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    I know they’re cutting corners with future Spiderman films, but this is ridiculous.

  6. cc

    You got it wrong…it’s Paddlington Bare.

  7. jep

    “Ve have vays of making you talk, Mr. Bond.”

  8. Paddington goes to Gitmo.

  9. How Nicole Kidman Keeps Keith Urban at home.

  10. Ah beautiful Nicole. Her warm smile and radiant sparkling eyes say “happy”. Her pixie-like nose says “playful”. Her forehead says… nothing.

  11. CK

    Who knew “Paddington Bear” was based on that one stupid scene from Spiderman?

  12. Dox

    “Scene’s over, can someone let me down now. Hello? Anyone…”

  13. This is the only position that Nicole K. will give Keith Urban a blowjob in. Poor fella.

  14. Schadenfreude

    I don’t recall Paddington Bear being a snuff film….

  15. Hair by Captain Kangaroo.

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