superficial

  1. There is no way that’s Clay Aiken and not a sharply dressed, ginger lesbian.

  2. Bat Guano

    tHe’s got the same plastic surgeon as John Kerry.

  3. So Liberace once got high and had sex with a red head…

  4. Hey, K.D. Lang must have a new album out or something.

  5. JimBB

    Do the Chunk Shuffle!!

  6. Why would he even waste money on men’s clothing?

  7. cc

    I don’t care what he looks like so long as that doesn’t become fashionable..amongst men.

  8. Clay Aiken at the opening of anything with free food.

  9. Inner Retard

    Madame Tussauds is desperately denying having anything to do with this – obviously fake – imitation of her work.

  10. There’s an Albert Nobbs revival out there already?

  11. A young Bruce Jenner.

  12. When did he turn sixty?

  13. Helena Handbasket

    Apparently, the Lollipop Guild now welcomes the LGBT community to Munchkinland.

  14. Suzetta Somethin

    He’s truly morphing into Liberace!

  15. Echo5

    The tragic result of Carrot Top’s ‘gimme a haircut… an really gay me up’ request.

  16. Mike

    Looks like a young Scott Shannon!

  17. After another successful holodeck production of Dr. Who, Commander Data allowed himself a thin, almost-human smirk of satisfaction.

  18. Senor Trout

    ‘When I’m in my ‘Hoff’ motif, remember – I’M the top. Me!’

  19. Dox

    “No no. I cant go inside. The heat will melt my face.”

  20. Clay…Aiken…oh! The guy who played the effeminate food critic on Frasier! He was great! No? That’s not who this is…?

  21. tlmck

    Robert Palmer is decomposing well.

  22. gumbypokey

    These wax figures are getting better.

  23. Schadenfreude

    Julie Andrews looked more masculine in “Victor, Victoria.”

  24. Mel

    actually, I believe he has the same plastic surgeon as Bruce Jenner. He only has thirteen more operations to go to achieve the same results.

  25. yep, just a regular straight dude, eyebrows plucked and in his best lavender shirt, at a broadway premiere.

  26. Vladimir

    The lovechild of Sir Paul McCarthy and kd Lang…

  27. Voice of Reisling

    Ahhh. The Jennering commenes.

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