That motherfucker stole half my beard!

Ok seriously, that beard looks like someone dyed wool cotton black, dipped it n glue and threw it at him…

It’s Patchy the Clown.

“Homeless don’t play that.”

Tyson has really deflated. Must be on his way to visit the pigeons.

More precisely, he’s in the LA neighborhood known as ‘oblivion’.

I think they call this beard a “Clavin.”

So does he shave like that or does his beard just grow in looking like a Mississippi sharecropper?

Looks like Gary from Team America World Police after his terroristectomy

Non casual; But yet a stout dislike to neckties. I never got that trend from L.A.’s subculture.

Oh no, someone gorilla masked Jamie Foxx!

Proof that facial hair is just fuckin ugly.

Looking for his kid that that bitch Connie Britton stole from him.

Is he standing behind that homeless guy?

Is he touring with Ben Harper now?

Homeland eat your heart out.

I got these cheeseburgers, maaaaan.

Valmorphication complete. It totally worked!!

“In today’s Celebrity News, Jamie Fox, having recently fallen on hard times, was eighty-sixed from the soup kitchen for insisting he is entitled to a second helping of lard.”

Standing outside the foodstamp place in LA. “How to get mo money frum da gub-mint.”