1. Oh no, not again. So this is the result of the guy in the gimp suit she slept with on that American Horror Show?

  2. She spelled “obey” wrong.

  3. Deacon Jones

    “uhhh, what do you MEAN I can’t give him back? Miss, you don’t understand, hekeeps trying to hump me and wont eat anything but KFC for breakfast.”

  4. Is “Eyob” just a clever way to call her black kid “Boye” without anyone realizing it?

  5. King

    “what do you mean you think I picked up the wrong kid from the day-care???”

  6. DeucePickle

    I love Connie Britton so much

  7. Contusion

    One of these things is not like the other.

  8. Guess who’s coming to your nipple.

  9. trying to arrange a play date with Sandra Bullock’s kid isn’t as easy as she thought it’d be.

  10. gigi

    oy….. not again….

  11. gigi

    …btw, who the f* is Connie Britton?? random, but relating to somebody’s comment above: anybody remember that cartoon where they switch the martian baby with the human baby and his name was “yob” [boy backwards]?

  12. On the phone: Sandra Bullock, wanting her baby back.

  13. Coyote

    What? Now you tell me its no longer trendy to adopt black babies.

  14. Swearin

    “We’re going to have to meet somewhere else for lunch; for some reason, they won’t let me into the country club anymore.”

  15. Venom

    Black kids are the new Asian.

  16. Sin

    She will not get far. The Zoo guard will stop her and put the critter back into its cage.

  17. Oz Matters

    I mean, if she had chosen a black iPhone, I could then understand how she might be able to relate to the child.

  18. tlmck

    But Sandra Bullock swore that this would be so cool.

  19. Steelerchick

    Rent a son.

  20. “Hi, Mom. The good news is you’re a grandma. The bad news is…”

  21. eyob

    people should really check what manes might mean in other languages. like eyob means fuck in russian!

  22. eyob

    *names / words

  23. Danno

    You mean that’s not the Borat guys’ family?

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