1. Old. British. Monarch.

    Who gives a fuck?

  2. sinner saint

    MOVE!!! I HAVE TO PEE!!! oh…damn…nevermind.

  3. Satan's bitch

    He always looks like a big ol’ hound dog, the one your Memaw used to scold for blocking the porch door.

  4. Deacon Jones

    “I found it, I did. A way through the marshes. Orcs don’t use it. Orcs don’t know it. They go round for miles and miles. Come hobbitses, soft and quick as shadows we must be.”

  5. cc

    My God mate, did you see Kate’s ass in that thong? I wanted to grab it…like so.

  6. “And that’s how I had Grommett killed. Would you like to see my horse?”

  7. it had to be said

    They’re stealing my soul . . . !

  8. Contusion

    The richest man in the UK once again proving there isn’t a single dentist in the whole country worth a damn.

  9. Matty

    Nobody told him they were giving prostate exams at this Cancer charity event…

  10. Swearin

    “I swear, t’was the ghost of Diana! She reached out like so, trying to strangle me…I nearly soiled me breeches!”

  11. “And I told the driver to hurry up and step on it, you must pressure Diana to crash & burn. She bloody well not going to do it on her own!”

  12. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    It’s 20110 and I’m still not the bloody King. Nooo!

  13. Pipedreamer

    NO…NO….NO! That saddle chafes Camilla! The other one, you ninny!”

  14. EmperorPenguinPalpatine

    And now young Skywalker… You will die.

  15. Radadoon

    No wonder the queen has never relinquished the throne to this dude. She is hoping to outlive him and hand the crown to William. She knows this dude picked a horse-faced drunk over one of the finest looking women to ever exist. He teeters around making the most dastardly faces and ruining whatever good grace and charm the crown once had with the populace.

  16. Alfred E. Neuman still can’t believe how long he’s been pulling this “prince” crap without anyone noticing.

  17. HoraleGuey

    If somebody drew caricature of him would it make him look normal?

  18. Blech

    No, NOT the CLAW, uncle Charlie!

  19. Blech

    It’s as if he thinks that constipation will go away with a little magic or something.

  20. “Bloody hell, man, once they’ve had a double mastectomy, if you try to grab a breast you only get a handful of scar tissue.”

  21. Steelerchick

    This is not how I grew up expecting my Prince Charming to look like.

  22. DK

    Typical lymie with bad teeth…lol. He is saying, ” blimey, I am an ugly limey”!…lol.

  23. squishy

    Starting to resemble a Wallace & Gromit character every day!!

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