Prince Charles at the MacMillan Cancer Support Reception at Clarence House in London. (November 24, 20110
Old. British. Monarch.
Who gives a fuck?
MOVE!!! I HAVE TO PEE!!! oh…damn…nevermind.
He always looks like a big ol’ hound dog, the one your Memaw used to scold for blocking the porch door.
“I found it, I did. A way through the marshes. Orcs don’t use it. Orcs don’t know it. They go round for miles and miles. Come hobbitses, soft and quick as shadows we must be.”
My God mate, did you see Kate’s ass in that thong? I wanted to grab it…like so.
“And that’s how I had Grommett killed. Would you like to see my horse?”
They’re stealing my soul . . . !
The richest man in the UK once again proving there isn’t a single dentist in the whole country worth a damn.
Nobody told him they were giving prostate exams at this Cancer charity event…
“I swear, t’was the ghost of Diana! She reached out like so, trying to strangle me…I nearly soiled me breeches!”
“And I told the driver to hurry up and step on it, you must pressure Diana to crash & burn. She bloody well not going to do it on her own!”
It’s 20110 and I’m still not the bloody King. Nooo!
NO…NO….NO! That saddle chafes Camilla! The other one, you ninny!”
And now young Skywalker… You will die.
No wonder the queen has never relinquished the throne to this dude. She is hoping to outlive him and hand the crown to William. She knows this dude picked a horse-faced drunk over one of the finest looking women to ever exist. He teeters around making the most dastardly faces and ruining whatever good grace and charm the crown once had with the populace.
The queen is old – she spends all her time on the throne, brah
And by “throne” I mean lavatory.
Alfred E. Neuman still can’t believe how long he’s been pulling this “prince” crap without anyone noticing.
If somebody drew caricature of him would it make him look normal?
No, NOT the CLAW, uncle Charlie!
It’s as if he thinks that constipation will go away with a little magic or something.
“Bloody hell, man, once they’ve had a double mastectomy, if you try to grab a breast you only get a handful of scar tissue.”
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