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Doing his best Cap’n Barbosa here or what?
Hmmmm…so much for a comeback…may need another soon…
What is Patrick Schwarzenegger doing back there?
I think the bigger question is, how is Mickey Rourke almost completely blocking out his fat brother behind him?
His dad and Rourke are doing a movie together so they are probably having lunch together.
“Be right back. The valet wouldn’t take my eyebrows as a tip.”
zippy it doo da, zippity day…my oh my gonna get drunk today….
Never go full retard, Mickey.
+1
I would love to party with this guy, I bet his stories are insane.
“When I find that fuckin’ leprechaun I’m gonna cave in his fuckin’ skull. Runnin’ out on me like dat. I still got two more wishes!”
Jesus. Did someone steal his leg braces?? Cuz that’s just fucked up…
You need a copy editor. I think that’s supposed to say Rooney, not Rourke.
They feed the homeless stars wine in Beverly Hills.
By the way, look at the douche with the gold chain that hangs out with him. How do you get to the point that you are Mickey Rourke’s yes man?
Why is he so mad at Gerry Lee Lewis?
Ever hear that joke where Mickey Rourke, Michael Lohan, the Schwarzenegger brothers and Abe Vigoda all go out to lunch, and Mickey orders the bottle of wine? Me either.
“…going home” [think Kramer in the Seinfeld episode with Mel Torme]
Looks like someone spotted their plastic surgeon…
Not pictured: the bow of the ship.
Kathleen Turner used to be so hot.
PUTTING ON THE RITZ!
Are those his fancy going out to dinner track pants?
…and not a fuck was given that day…
Mickey Rourke claims to be so tough he can beat himself to death with a bottle of wine…and he’s going to prove it. His plan for afterwards is to kill the guy in the green shirt, too.