1. Much like his career, he ponders the sound of one hand clapping.

  2. What Kate was pointing at in the last photo.

  3. Satan's bitch

    How does this little carp manage to keep getting laid?

  4. cc

    How old is this guy now? I am trying to figure out how many years he has left to squeeze in a funny moment.

  5. it had to be said

    “Remember me?”

  6. Contusion

    …and you are?

  7. tlmck

    Somebody needs to beat the crap out of who ever it was that gave this man his big break.

  8. Orlando Bloom called. He wants his look back.

  9. His career as a comedic actor died with Chris Farley.

  10. gigi

    looks like that well camouflaged piece he’s always worn has run its course… perhaps since he brings the ruckus to the ladies on the regular they can forgive that…

  11. At some point you cross the line from being an ironic hipster acting swish to actually being swish.

  12. BbyBluThghHghs

    He’s so little!

  13. philio

    Now, you’re telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?

  14. Venom

    Luckiest midget on the planet.

  15. KC

    You can just hear the Mr. Rogers voice.

  16. Charlie Hodge

    Remember that remark you made about Eddie Murphy’s career? Ain’t do funny now is it?

  17. Snack pack

    Hey David, how much for a foot-long . . . Or a BJ?

  18. riptide

    Caption: “That’s what I love about these high school girls…”

  19. Johnny P!

    Q: What do gay horses eat?
    A: Hayyyyyyyyy!

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