Much like his career, he ponders the sound of one hand clapping.
BAHAHAHA Dweebiest dude ever!!
What Kate was pointing at in the last photo.
How does this little carp manage to keep getting laid?
Justin Beiber circa 2045
$40 million according to celebritynetworth.com. Think maybe that has anything to do with it?
He would have to cover my eyes with a diamond-encrusted mask – and even then I’d have to think very carefully about it.
You know what? NO. He’s just too .. fishy. I guess some women have much lower standards.
I heard that he’s really a nice guy…and also has a very big dick to go along with his giant tongue.
How old is this guy now? I am trying to figure out how many years he has left to squeeze in a funny moment.
Since he has failed up until now.
…and you are?
Somebody needs to beat the crap out of who ever it was that gave this man his big break.
Orlando Bloom called. He wants his look back.
His career as a comedic actor died with Chris Farley.
looks like that well camouflaged piece he’s always worn has run its course… perhaps since he brings the ruckus to the ladies on the regular they can forgive that…
At some point you cross the line from being an ironic hipster acting swish to actually being swish.
He’s so little!
Now, you’re telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?
Luckiest midget on the planet.
You can just hear the Mr. Rogers voice.
Remember that remark you made about Eddie Murphy’s career? Ain’t do funny now is it?
Hey David, how much for a foot-long . . . Or a BJ?
Caption: “That’s what I love about these high school girls…”
Q: What do gay horses eat?
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