1. “GET YOURSELF TO MARS!”

  2. The fat one is about 3 miles back.

  3. Guess which one like Mexican tail.

  4. cc

    Alright I am going to say it

    ‘We have to get to the choppa!’

    I’m sorry.

  5. Contusion

    Good to see he wore his helmet.

  6. Ahnold: Pump eeet Patreek! Pump eet like a fat mexican maid!

    Patrick: whut?

  7. “Let’s go visit your new brother. His mom said he’s standing around over by the Home Depot.”

  8. Swearin

    Glad to see Arnie exercising again. For a few months there, I thought he’d be starring in the holiday favorite “Jiggle All The Way.”

  9. Venom

    If I peddle faster I can outrun my poof of a son.

  10. Slim

    Arnold’s son’s head is disproportionately small.

  11. fattymcgee

    “OK, in dis picture I’m riding a bike with my son. I am vearing a green sveater with my sunglasses hanging in the middle. They are hanging der because I put dem der. My son has on a white shirt and shorts…. Sorry, I don’t quite understand vat the wurd “commentary” means”.

  12. “I svear to Got, Pah-trick, you have NO Mex-i-con blot in you vaht-so-evah.”

  13. Brooke

    His legs are the size of his son’s arms… Steroids are scary shit, man.

  14. squishy

    The offspring with the most resemblance…

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