The luckiest man in the world… and the unluckiest woman in the world.
This would be true if the guy wasn’t flaming gay
lol he’s not gay. I take it you don’t know him? lol, he is one man that IS NOT gay.
Hot pink speedos……thats way gay….wouldn’t be surprised if it was a thong too.
I’ll have to take your word for it that “he is one man that IS NOT gay”, but you’re going to have to explain to me why British guys always come off as a little to girly
I would imagine this guys Carrot Top’s doubleganger
He’s a character from a show. He’s intentionally slimy.
If you knew Keith you’d EXPECT it to be a thong.
What’s with the Ugg boots?
Who the fuck is Leigh Francis?
She looks thrilled.
Beats me but my pad looks a lot better than that thing. Surely she will come to my place now!
He’s the funniest man on UK TV. This is Keith Lemon, a character he plays. He also did Bo Selecta. YouTube him, he’s the bollocks. Met him the other week at a book signing, nice bloke to.
Here in the colonies, for the particular usage you have employed in your post, we use TWO “O’s” in the word “too.” Maybe one day you people over there will learn how to speak proper American.
What happened here? I miss one O off “too” and someone called the grammar Police? That all you got to do with yourself? There is no American btw, it’s English that you ripped to fuck.
I see that sarcasm flies over your head as well…
On the other hand, maybe I ought to translate…
It was a fucking joke, you limey prick!
Could somebody please tell me where the main guy is that invented Twitter so I can go down and beat the shit out of him?
This is an obvious ploy to promote the new rape whistles he has coming out.
I hope that’s as close as they will ever get, and that it last only about 2 seconds.
Are they bringing Swingtown back to TV? Because that’s the only explanation for this picture.
What. The. Fuck.
I think this was the only way he could convince the court he does not prefer to lure little boys into his basement.
I see the new Baywatch porno is cumming out soon.
Jesus, Fish, I know this pic is SFW, but couldn’t you have pink-starred the Ugg? Or the shark’s tooth? Or the Speedo? Or the glasses? Or the bedspread? Or the paneling? Or his chest ‘hair’? A guy needs some kind of warning when he’s about to encounter the most disgusting photograph ever taken.
I remember when I had to drape an old bedsheet over my basement bedroom window too. Don’t recall ever having chicks that hot in there…but then we didn’t have roofies back in those days.
He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother.
That’s one realistic looking blowup doll
is that a futon?
That sucks, man. Kelly Brook was being photographed in my parent’s basement, and they didn’t even call me.
The guy is doing something I’d kill to do
The Fish finally gets his girl
Kelly: “This wanker smells like June in a men’s locker room.”
I did not realize she was blind.
Who the hell gave Kelly Brooks a role in “Beauty and the Beast?”
If she’ll do that, there’s still hope for me.
My dogs have nicer looking beds.
He’s wearing socks.
Rule number one, Ladies, don’t ever sleep with a guy until you’ve seen his naked feet. They will tell you a lot about him and if they gross you out, well, then you know no matter how drunk you get, don’t do it. You’ll really regret in in the morning and for the rest of your entire life. You might even get PTSD from seeing them.
Hmmmmm…how the mighty have fallen part II
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