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  1. Rchard Harrow

    Nice choppers
    Nice headlights , too

  2. karlito

    if your going to purchase fake teeth, why would you go for the beaver collection?

  3. sprub

    Cheej’s Chachchy !

  4. mismy

    Wonder if she can take those out for fellatio? Because… yikes!

  5. Never trust anything that has more teeth than the entire Osmond family!

  6. your mom

    It’s like a bear trap…. but for dicks.

  7. Doctor_Joystick

    This is the best ad campaign Chiclets has put out in years.

  8. Deacon Jones

    That dent in between her eyebrows is from repeated blows to the head via belt buckle while blowing people

  9. Cough it up Chompers!

  10. ThisWillHurt

    “My hair looks like a bee-hive, but it doesn’t have any bees in it!”

  11. Max

    Look! It’s Chloe Sim!

  12. joe

    Human========II===Real Doll

  13. “‘Smile?’ What do I do?”

  14. thegrouchomarxist

    Mr. Ed called. He wants his teeth back.

  15. cagster

    I can’t tell if she’s 20 or 93.

  16. bbiowa

    And across town a bereft Nicholas Cage searches for his veneers.

  17. Next.....

    Bad teeth, bad hair, bad dress, just bad.

  18. contusion

    If there was a long checklist of things gone wrong, and then there’s that one extra box at the top that you could check that fills them all in, I would just check that one box at the top.

  19. Phoenix

    CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP!
    Of course they’re my real teeth.

  20. Would you put your dick in that mouth? Not me. Those things look like two long white blades in her mouth

  21. Salad Face

    Some people took Marlon Brando’s passing harder than others…

  22. God damn, “Spitting Image” was a great show.

  23. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    This reminds me of when Kermit the Frog had in the bunny teeth on Sesame Street and said, “Carrotsh.”

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