“We can wrap that thing down, but have you just tried soap and water?”

“Sorry Mr. Beckham, but you’re no Hamm”

“S’alright mate, I’ll just ice the tip.”

“ok now this layer of tape should prevent you from scratching”

Rub it like your mom does sweetheart.

How do I get that job?

Wears a beanie while practicing. What a douche.