1. Rchard Harrow

    Light in the loafers?
    It just wrote itself …

  2. Frank Burns

    See, Tom Cruise? You don’t have to be a Scientologist to use telekinesis to increase your height.

  3. So let me get this straight, he bangs VS models and can levitate???

  4. Sapphire’s still got it.

    (a joke that maybe *one* Brit will get#)

  5. sexyman48

    The rich get everything first including jetpacks.

  6. EricLr

    Ab Sad

  7. Alex

    “Yes I’m an amateur magician. Why are you laughing? Magic is cool.”

  8. Mike701

    David Blaine said this would get me laid.

  9. bethy

    Shake, shake, shake, Senora!

  10. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Oh I get it. “The Wolf of Wall Street” is just a working title for “Martin Scorsese’s Mary Poppins remake”

  11. bbiowa

    Patsy and a patsy?

  12. Phoenix

    I must go. Rose needs me.

  13. So having sex with Joanna Lumley gives you wings? How did red bull bottle that?

  14. Your move Chris Angel.

  15. That’s some freaky lookin’ shit.

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