Light in the loafers?
It just wrote itself …
Note the laces……
See, Tom Cruise? You don’t have to be a Scientologist to use telekinesis to increase your height.
So let me get this straight, he bangs VS models and can levitate???
Sapphire’s still got it.
(a joke that maybe *one* Brit will get#)
“Uncle”, I give up!
(an obscure retort for other Brit-o-philes)
I steele remember that show from when I was a kid.
The rich get everything first including jetpacks.
“Yes I’m an amateur magician. Why are you laughing? Magic is cool.”
David Blaine said this would get me laid.
Shake, shake, shake, Senora!
Oh I get it. “The Wolf of Wall Street” is just a working title for “Martin Scorsese’s Mary Poppins remake”
Patsy and a patsy?
I must go. Rose needs me.
So having sex with Joanna Lumley gives you wings? How did red bull bottle that?
Your move Chris Angel.
That’s some freaky lookin’ shit.
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