SeaOrg has funny uniforms.

“Who doesn’t love a man in uniform?”

I’m off to fight the Jerries, lads–but first a stop for a drink at this totally non-gay bar!

“Why yes, I did get to name the movie….wait…whe…where are you going?”

Goose-stepping little bastard!

“I want the truth!”

Look at how he’s walking and where his ankle breaks – those are definitely lifter shoes. Isn’t he supposed to be beyond human mental frailties like vanity as an OT3?

total “i can’t walk in heel lifts this high” going on here.

I was in favor of gays opening serving, until now.

Tom’s lookin’ a little thick.

They spelled “Cock” wrong in the movie title.

Tom Cruise on the set of All You Need Is Kill and Lifts in London. (November 25, 2012)

fixed.

“Quick. Poop in here. No one will know if I leave it on.”

He’s so glad they repealed “Don’t ask, Don’t tell”. Now he can check out that Private’s privates all day without having to hide it.