Black Mr. Peanut would diddle her keyboard.
no one wants to see the old dry gulch anymore . Pack it up and go home
TRIED TO THUMBS UP BUT COULDN’T SO AM TAKING THE TIME TO SAY…DAMN STRAIGHT!
Calm down, Beavis.
That cooter has a nickname :” death valley”
Madonna’s tour is the only one in history where the wardrobe crew travels with a crowbar and a hazardous materials bin.
you come with the great ones Frank. almost fell off my chair.
I think I can see her hysterectomy.
Kegels are working well… that used to be a dress.
Pierce romps to victory here.
I am scowling at you right now Photo Boy.
He’s gonna need a crowbar to prise that one out of her cheese toastie…
PLEASE don’t post the shot from behind.
I’ll never forget that dark day when terrorists attacked that corset–killing several dancers nearby in the resulting pressure release, deflating arm veins, exposing sagging tits and wrinkles everywhere, children crying for their mothers….NEVER FORGET!
Whatever results from that camera should be locked away in the Ark of the Covenant…mankind is not ready to see it.
Just look close, Mr Peanut is being sly about it.
ohgod, ohgod, ohgod…. I used the zoom feature. What the hell is wrong with me???
Tsk. That’s one of those self-loathing thingies. Got to put your loathing elsewhere, sweety.
She’s bracing herself during the battery change.
In pictures like these, there’s always a black guy in the background playing the piano while Madonna’s uterus caves in on itself.
Baron Samedi, Voodoo Master of the Dead, is pleased with his latest work.
Damn you… you made me learn things by piquing my interest.
Seriously? You never saw Live and Let Die?
It’s been a while since I saw it last. I was born three years after it came out.
I’ll never look at a turkey the same way again
You have to give the woman credit for carrying on with the show while in that condition.
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
Couldn’t put Humpy together again.
I’m sorry, this is during the show?
I’d make that face too if my underwear was trying to saw me in two.
Wow, Another insane, delusional asshole with a microphone.
Somebody call the fire dept. There is clearly a photographer who needs the jaws of life to get the rest of him out.
BECAUSE HER LYRICS ARE THE VOICE OF AN ENTIRE GENERATION.
Even Cher finds this pathetic.
Her ladyparts seem to be hungry, and I am suddenly not.
Fruity McBackupdancer is trying to pull-start her two-stroke 50cc Briggs & Stratton girdle.
Is this a Medicare-approved procedure? If not, I’ll bet an AARP Medicare Supplement could help.
I don’t think you’ve got enough material, girl.
“Don’t just stand there mocking me you pack of homos!… CUT ME OUT OF THIS THING!”
That’s one hell of a front wedgie.
For her next party trick she gives birth to her new boyfriend, then creates a song called Your Penis Came Out Of Me, Then It Came In Me.
She has a camel granny.
What’s truly said is if you’re over 25, you have fapped to her. At some point.
If her crotch is eating her bottoms, imagine what it does to cock.
Never stops being disturbing.
The “Sex” book actually just called in to apologize.
You can go ahead and go if you want to, but I’m staying for the rest of the show. I hear a bit later we get to watch Madonna get a pelvic exam.
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Madonna performing in Miami. (November 20, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN