superficial

  1. EricLr

    Poor makeup. They just have to coat her whole goddamned face in a latex mold now.

  2. R.I.P.D. one in his pants it seems…

  3. “Mr Bridges? I hate to tell you this, but someone stole your carpet again.”

  4. ThisWillHurt

    “Goddamnit, Parker! Your farts smell like you ate farts!

  5. I’ve slept with some dogs before, even a “Two bagger” or two, but I’ve never made a woman put a bag over her hand to give me a hand job!

  6. R.I.P.D. is Ryan Reynolds’ next movie. Jeff Bridges speaks for all of us.

  7. Chris

    So it’s a civil war movie set in the 60s or a 60s movie set in the civil war?

  8. I must admit that I’m not entirely sure what’s going on here.

  9. contusion

    “Courage!”

  10. Phoenix

    “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma where the wind comes ripping through me ass.”

  11. Bionic_Crouton

    Did Customs say how long he would be making that face after the cavity search?

  12. Did she just grab his balls or something?

  13. mbcl

    “I must wear western outfits …. I mussssst !!!!!!”

  14. Timothy

    Wild Bill Hickok meets The Mary Tyler Moore Show?

  15. tlmck

    Shown right before she pulls a .44 magnum from the bag…

  16. I thought it was Val Kilmer yelling in line at McDonalds… “Where’s mai MicNuggatts!!”

  17. ManRay

    1) Last image of Custer at Little Big Horn. 2) It’s raining Civil War boners, 3) “Reach deeper into the bag…deeper, I say!!”

  18. “Oh, CHRIST!! Stop filming! STOP FILMING!! I just stepped on my balls.”

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