1. EricLr

    I think I know who shot Commacho.

  2. Forgot to turn on his heartlight

  3. “I’m an excellent driver.”

  4. Borgnine is alive???????

  5. ThisWillHurt

    “Neil Bot activated. Neil Bot . . . kill.”

  6. bigalkie

    Looking good for a hundred.

  7. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    “I am old” …I said

  8. yenjvoy

    Holly Holy….shittt!!!

  9. That hat that appears to be Photoshopped on must be a couple sizes too small.

  10. Dave

    “Cracklin’ Oat Bran, make me a smile!”

  11. Anderson Pooper

    “I… I’ve.. just Sweet Caroline’d in my own pants. Excuse me.”

  12. contusion

    “Excuse me Mr. Diamond, but I think someone has very carefully and precariously placed a hat upon your head.”

  13. Phoenix

    On a mission for more red, red wine.

  14. Lemmiwinks

    Out of the way, man! I’m missing the early bird special!

  15. Somewhere in America, there are drunk people singing Sweet Caroline.

  16. “If you don’t have any change, I’ll take a credit card…”

  17. “Far! I’ve been wandering far!

    ‘Cause I don’t remember where my house is.”

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