She will never be a star if she doesn’t do a better job hiding her bra.

I like what’s going on under that knot.

If you’re thinking of jerking off to this picture, just know that Helen Mirren is watching you.

The boobs say, “fuck me dead.” The eyes say, “too late.”

Too much Ke$ha going on.

I’ll need to see the Adam’s apple before making my thoughts public. No reason.

She has an interesting look and awesome tits.

I believe I could put up with her bullshit for a night or two.