No scarf? Oh, riight – it’s WINTER.
“Stay thirsty my friend!”
Your move, Old Spice man.
It is the first time he has been with a horse and gotten to be the rider.
Farrell likes it bareback.
Some lucky lady is about to meet her Prince Harming.
Listen more carefully next time, Colin, they said you would get to ride a “horse,” not “whores”.
They’re making a movie of my mom’s sexual fantasies now?
This was fucking great.
Colin becoming a dandy?
Rape? Please……Can’t you see that I’m riding a white horse?
I’ve heard he has a huge dick, but I had no idea it looked like a white horse.
Needs more tinker
Ponder this some wardrobe person will need to lint roll off all that white hair from his pants.
So, we’re all in his drug fantasies these days?
What in the hell did that horse do to be subjected to what is surely crotch rot on its back?
I bet this is the first time you’ve seen a horse with two assholes.
He’s one of the best actors in Hollywood.
That’s a big fucking horse!
“What the fook is this? Where’s the satchel with the beer? This horse has no satchel. Or beer! That large stream of liquid coming out of it, is that the beer supply? I hate this job.”
Does Matthew Broderick know about this?
I see what you did there….
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