Happy 73rd birthday, Tina!
Mock her all you want, folks, but she’s still a lot more fun to ride than the one Mitt Romney’s on.
Maybe, but I don’t expect Big Thunder Mountain would ever accidentally rip off my dick.
Apparently you haven’t been to many amusement parks.
Nothing says class like mustache stubble and a cell phone stuffed in your bra
I’m calling it here. Let’s setup a “celebrity” match between this beast and that hog-man Kardashian sister. You know the one – with the sasquatch body and the face you want to punch like Chris Brown caught texting some whore.
I’d like to see her face off with Chris Brown. He’d get his ass kicked from one side of the black lagoon to the other.
I like to picture it as a reenactment of the Hulk/Loki “puny god” scene.
How does this guy not get a TSA pat-down? There’s definitely some questionable gene smuggling going on here.
I thought the big, hairy animals had to fly in a cage under the passengers,
She is so rich, she even bought a cell phone for her tits.
Jeez, Lenny Kravitz has let himself go!
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