The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.26.12

Salma Hayek at The Bambi Awards 2012 in Duesseldorf, Germany. (November 22, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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20 Comments
  1. tom

    Nice maracas!

    Nov 26, 2012 at 4:08 pm /  Reply /40
  2. George P Burdell

    Just like Bambi’s dad, she has a nice rack.

    Nov 26, 2012 at 4:16 pm /  Reply /201
  3. Pierce Bronzetan

    If you are a beautiful actor and marry an ugly billionaire are you still considered a whore?

    Nov 26, 2012 at 4:18 pm /  Reply /80
  4. McFeely Smackup

    I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that she married an elderly billionaire.

    Nov 26, 2012 at 4:38 pm /  Reply /80
  5. MRF

    The gold fringe draws your attention to her breasts, but the … … what was I saying?

    Nov 26, 2012 at 5:20 pm /  Reply /50
  6. Bobbie

    When are we gonna see her topless?

    Nov 26, 2012 at 7:39 pm /  Reply /10
    • TomFrank

      I’d suggest you rent the movie Ask the Dust, but…no. Oh my God, no. Others who have braved that movie ripped still shots and put them up on the Internet. Look around.

      Nov 26, 2012 at 11:38 pm /  Reply /00
  7. bigalkie

    Ethnic

    Nov 26, 2012 at 7:56 pm /  Reply /70
  8. contusion

    Salma has aged a bit…but that cleavage never gets old.

    Nov 26, 2012 at 11:44 pm /  Reply /20
  9. Don Zaloog

    I’m betting she has one of those prenups where she has to stay with her husband for a certain amount of time and stay faithful, or she won’t get a cent in the divorce. Ans as soon as that time is up, she’ll dump his ass and be set for life.

    Nov 27, 2012 at 12:27 am /  Reply /10
  10. Liam McPoyle

    I want to store her tits in my mouth like a squirrel.

    Nov 27, 2012 at 3:28 am /  Reply /50
  11. Carl Spackler

    Would violate her with great enthusiasm, more than once

    Nov 27, 2012 at 8:59 am /  Reply /210
  12. Flynbyu

    I’d love to see her naked.

    Nov 27, 2012 at 10:44 am /  Reply /70
  13. Richard Harrow

    Makes KK look like a mall rat

    Nov 27, 2012 at 11:42 am /  Reply /230
  14. fragmental

    More likely to cause lockjaw than a rusty nail.

    Nov 28, 2012 at 12:25 am /  Reply /00
  15. Spartacus

    I’m sure this is what the Kardashian whores are aiming for

    Nov 28, 2012 at 7:43 am /  Reply /00

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