Looks like Brown already jizzed on her . Man , how do you get Chris Brown jizz off?
I know we’re all shocked that Rihanna’s reaction to seeing a camera is to take her clothes off.
Ok Rihanna, you’re going to be on the cover of a national magazine, what image do you want to portray to the world? “Check out my tittays yo!!”
Who wants to follow where Brown has left his genetic blueprint ? Really? you know his douchyness would “rub” off on you , don’t you ?
It sure isn’t “where no man has gone before ” More like where the entire population of Barbados has gone before + Chris Brown and his strangeness+ couple thousand of guys while she was on tour .
Do yourself a favor- where two condoms, and wash yourself off in kerosene afterwards , then take a dive into a pool of bleach.
Best to bathe in kerosene , then dive into a pool of bleach. You should then lounge in hydrogen peroxide for a period of two hours
She’s nearly ready for Chris to shit in her retina
Sticky like spider jizz
Not to mention the entire NBA and Amalgamated Musicians Union
It’s amazing what they can do with photoshop…. Not a single bruise… or shred of dignity…
What a coincidence… punching bags are made of leather too.
You just know her next tattoo is a bull’s-eye around her eyes.
It’s like Total Recall with more butt sex.
Explains why the remake bombed.
*crazy british Britney Spears voice* “I’m over it, I’M FUCKING OVER IT, I’M FUCKING OVER !!!!!”
There’s a face only a mother could shit on. Wait, that’s not how that saying goes…
And then the photographer didn’t say, “I have a great idea that you’ve probably never done before…partially topless with one hand covering your boob.”
As a person who lives in a Caribbean country, I must say I see some of the worst traits of our women in her.
I’ve lost all interest in her. I only keep commenting because it’s funny to remind people that Chris Brown beat the shit out of her and she willingly went back to him. Comedy gold!
If you don’t mind me asking, where do you live?
Almost went there for a few days when the wife and I visited St. Lucia, but I ran out of time. I would love to visit during carnival!
Is that the number of times Chris Brown has beaten her tattooed on her shoulder?
Geez, that guy’s a psycho! I mean, how hard do you have to beat someone to actually bruise their hair?
Strictly from a physical viewpoint, I see her as fairly sexy and attractive. But then, I’ve never met her, or listened to any of her music, or gotten a blowjob from her…so I could, actually be wrong.
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An outtake from Rihanna's December GQ photo shoot.