“He pee’s on me first!”
“Ladies, ladies…. Both of you are over 18. Not interested.”
Hey, who knew a black dick could come with a set of while nuts?
i’m not even gonna try after that homerun.
I give 9 out of 10, simply because of the typo. Well done sir!
“No way! I love little girls too!”
“And then he peed all over me, and say fuck Ray J I did it first” – GaGa
“No way, will he do me next?” -T. Swift
‘I fucked your boyfriend, write a song about that!’
“And during our performance, we cross swords and touch tips.”
“I write vindictive songs about my ex-boyfriends.”
“I write songs about my obsession with fame.”
” I pee on children.”
“Make new friends but keep the old. One is silver and the other’s gold.”
Gaga: I just wanted to tell you, Taylor, I really admire the way you’ve taken the overt sexuality of modern pop culture and gone completely in the other direction. Your music and image are like the anti-Viagra.
Taylor: Thanks. I know it must be hard to find things to keep sticking in your ass and vag so people will look at you. I wanted to base my career on talent. But shock value is great too.
R.Kelly: This is awkward.
hehe, but gaga is actually a technically better musician than taylor. But i guess shock value sells better
“musician” – whhooooweee that’s rich
She may be a shitshow, but the talent is there. Check this live performance from NYU before she went Gaga, chick is mad talented (for the more impressive musicianship, skip to the second song halfway through): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM51qOpwcIM
Gaga is a very talented musician. She just goes overboard with the flashiness.
I can’t stand either of them. Lady Gaga was surprisingly not bad on SNL last week, but I would rather listen to fingernails on a chalkboard than either’s music.
TWO people in this photo have a functioning penis. It won’t surprise you a bit to know which one doesn’t have one.
He’s a rapist and child molester.
Lady Gaga: So the waiter asks my date if he’s old enough to drink…and get this…HE IS!
Why are we sitting in the negro section Ca-Ca?
‘What is the sound of two donkeys braying?’
Wow a Golden Chocolate Oreo.
Worst Solid Gold Dancers reunion ever.
Funny how it’s the ugly (well uglier) one that is the better singer.
And after that transformative night, R Kelly left the music industry and returned to the church.
Lady Gaga: “You can’t look 15 and open your mouth wide next to R.Kelly.”
Taylor Swift: *shocked face
R. Kelly: *sings “I can’t be held responsible.”
-”I have AIDS!”
Auto-tuned public facial expressions. I knew it would come to this.
“My bad T-Swift…girl calm down. I’ll be cool, I just thought you were 16…sheesh”
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Lady Gaga, R. Kelly, and Taylor Swift at The 2013 American Music Awards in Los Angeles. (November 24, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN