superficial

  1. Euroman

    Must not be very famous; she has no shoes and is taking a cab

  2. “Oh for Christ’s sake, lady…I just cleaned the back seat.”

  3. your mom

    Can we get out of here quick? I kinda left a mess back there…

  4. snail trail.

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    ‘Philadeplhia’? You must be one of these Americans who was taught to spell by a porn star.

  6. and a ab driver who smells like curry and unwashed armpits sniffs the back seat in 3…2…1…

  7. CranAppleSnapple

    Eeeeeeeh. Grunt. Nope, my ass skin is stuck. I’m-a need some baby oil.

  8. cc

    Thankfully, I brought my special ‘Sweaty Girl Bum’ spatula.

  9. whiskeyafternoon

    panties are not that expensive

    • Yeah...

      The bottom of her jacket is blurry, like its in motion, yet nothing else is blurry… seems like the bottom of her dress was photoshopped out.

    • Panties are not that necessary, either.

      And you, Yeah…, are definitely suffering from some sort of malady that might turn out to be serious. Just saying…

  10. riptide

    She’s fat and dull. The 5 seconds of Rebecca Romijn was more exciting than 2 hours of her in X-Men: FC.

  11. DiddyK

    She’s doing the getting out of the car thing completely wrong. Step out with the one leg… pause for paps to take the obligatory crotch shot … THEN follow with second. Next day go on a Twitter tirade of how celebrities don’t get any privacy, and call agent to make sure E news picks up on said Twitter tirade.

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