Shaquille O'Neal reading to children at a Headstart program in Boston. (November 18, 2011)
Great, first they let a porn star read to kids and now Shazaam. I’ll be in my bunker…
In every picture, there’s a black woman saying it with her whole face.
Memorising the book only tricks people up to a point.
Wearing a Mason’s hat? He might as well be George W reading My Little Pony. Seven minute pause….
Is she his translator?
“well you tell the Big Illiterate what it says then since you’re so smart!”
So is that the Green Lantern ring? For real?
“I was a sports star at LSU. Nobody made me do this reading stuff.”
The book is boring them. The kids are just waiting to hear the giant say, Fi Fi Fo Fum, I made killer money although I was dumb.
“…and then the Kobe bunny would never pass the ball.”
Not sure that books being marketed properly…the lady on the left of the picture is enjoying it more than those kids are.
Is he wearing a small ear piece, so someone can really read and it tell him what to say? I love technology.
The kid in second row -“Shit! In my friend’s school there’s a hot pornstar reading”-
$10 to the first kid that can read this to me.
I was against pornstars reading to little children, but now I don’t know.
“Hooked on Ebonics worked for me.”
He can’t turn the pages on his own, but they expect us to believe he’s reading it by himself.
“So then the mommy giraffe asked, ‘Have you ever seen how long your father’s tongue is?'”
Aw,isn’t that cute,they’re teaching him how to read.
“See kids. This is a book about why Johnnie could never make free throws.”
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