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Fall so hard! That sh*t cray.
Best. Comment. Ever.
Damn, I wish I would have been there to catch her.
MILF DOWN !
MILF DOWN !
This is how Mommy gets jewelry.
Damn, that kid is strong to be able to yank her hand like that. And the look of the kid’s face while she’s doing it. Calm. Determined. Like she’s trying teach Salma a lesson she’ll never forget.
Good thing she has those nice cushy air bags.
Undercover child policewoman catches Hollywood movie star thief as she tries to make her getaway.
The price of losing one’s middle finger is totally worth it when you can steal their child to force breastfeed it.
Ma! Don’t fall, cause you’ll embarass me! Fuck!
Kid looks exactly like Frida Kahlo. That’s some creepy shit.
Salma had better avoid making movies about freaks.
OMG!!! I thought I was the only one who thought this the second I saw her!
Heehehe :D
This is what happens when Antonio is not there to hold her up!!!
oh no, the kid is looking more & more like her froggy daddy… shame…
I can’t tell if she’s dancing or falling. She’s Mexican so I’ll go with dancing.
“Good thing Mommy made me her designated driver.”
I like to imagine her screaming, “FUUUUUCCCKKK!!! The door just ripped off my thumb and middle finger!!!!”
I think she just went “ayyyyyyeeee!”
Is it okay to hold a falling woman up by her breasts?
Auch, she stiffed an ankle. I mean twisted a boner. I mean…
So how many stacks of Euros broke her fall? I need that info. It’s very important.
Top heavy.
Mama! I said I wanted another American Girl Doll! NOW!
im sure she bounced right back up.
Shit, paparazzi! Quick, strike a pose!
Fuck, dragging her daughter down with her.
This is interesting. I just did the math and according to my results there is no way she ever falls down backward.
So NOW her breasts are susceptible to gravity.
“Oh God, I’m so weak…someone hurry and get me $100,000.”
That is one powerful midget.
In other news, Salma Hayek remembers what she looks like naked and her vagina explodes.
In every picture there is always the reflection of a man in the glass door of a overpriced department store in Paris saying it all with his eyes.
Somewhere across the pond, Suri Cruise muses at her protégé.
The little girl is auditioning for the movie, “Bad Seed.”
“This little girl is squeezing the s#!t out of my hand.”
GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAL!