Kelly Clarkson on the set of her new music video in Los Angeles. (November 18, 2011)
Kelly Clarkson = The definition of Lower Body Obesity!
Lower body? I think she is the poster child for just plain ole’ obesity.
When Kelly won American Idol, and was featured in People Magazine, she was quoted as saying “I won’t starve to be a star.” Someone needs to tell her that not only is she absolutely in no danger of starving, but there is a significant difference between not starving, and being obese
The music video must be a remake of her prior song, now titled “Miss Independent of Dietary Restrictions”.
I never thought I’d have to visualize what it would look like if someone inflated Hillary Duff…
Wow Kelly Clarkson’s midget impersonator is spot on.
Dinklage is jerking off after that comment.
She has midget ass! LOL
Cut, cut. I can’t go on. Where the hell is the fucking food truck already ?
Alright God. Enough with turning up the gravity dial!
Why do I get the feeling her new “music video” is going to be very abstract, and not a lot of dance moves.
And show nothing but her face from the chin up.
Get the plunger ready!
She did a cover of Baby Got Snacks?
Who knew “Since You’ve Been Gone” was about cupcakes?
Kelly, call Weight Watchers ASAP.
Depeche Mode’s “I JUST CAN’T GET ENOUGH.”
When I’m hungry, I go out of my head
I just can’t eat enough, I just can’t eat enough
In the morning, she comes in a puffin
she wants that egg mcmuffin, she wants that egg mcmuffin’
she reaches in for the superfries
and she pulls herself out two blueberry pies……
I think she is so pretty, but she dresses so badly for her body. I saw her in concert and her wardrobe was upsetting. Skinny jeans do her no favors!!!!!
A massive fat ass does her no favours either.
Her wardrobe was more that upset. It was fucking suicidal. Thanks Lucy
Kelly, fleeing the scene after committing several crimes, including destruction of public property, causing public panic, and illegally dumping of toxic waste – when she dropped a mega-duece at the restroom at the Baldwin Park In & Out Burger.
Hey, small world I’m from Baldwin Park In-n-Out #1. What a dump BP is. Not a lick of English within a TMZ.
Oh, Kelly. For the love of all things decent in this world, get a personal trainer. You’d have the money for one if you’d just cut your fried chicken budget. Completely.
Ma! The meatloaf! Fuck!
still don’t know why black guys like this sort of thing…
Feedest ye notte yon trolles!
Black is slimming but it’s not a fuckin miracle worker.
I guess eating everything in sight can help your music career *Ahem* #JessicaSimpson.
I’m certain that video will be an ass-ault on the senses.
I read somewhere that when she got her labia pierced gravy came out.
All hands on deck – the gravy boat captain is finally here!
What? Hahaha wow she put that on fast.
The song presumably is ‘Hot Crisco’.
Not pictured-her black boyfriend waiting in the car so they can go get some fried chicken.
I still would ;-)…
Black makes you look slimmer.
she’s on her way to meet molly ringwald for breakfast
Is her new single called “From The Waist Up?”
I’d hit it.
id hit it.
I would also.
Because the average girlfriend looks like this?
Weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down.
Crap! I thought that was a very pregnant Hilary Duff.
This is what happens when attractive women are single too long.
Jennifer Love Hewitt proves this daily.
Every time I see that car ad with her and Boomer I think ‘wow he lost 40 pounds and Kelly Clarkson found them’
Oh and “My Life Would Suck Without Food’
For some reason I think Kelly knows exactly how big she is and doesn’t give a fuck what you people say.
She is indeed a “large” girl, but she’s a very sexy “large” girl.
Don’t care, don’t care, don’t care. I would really love to be with her.
I’m starting to think that some of her publicity photos have been photo shopped.
I foresee a cover of ‘Baby Got Back’.
Gimme some of that.
That humongous ass looks like it’s about to break-away.
She’s either getting shorter or fatter. Either way I think it’s some kind of an optical illusion.
She is short and fat. No illusions here.
So… I’m gessing you’re tall and thin?
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