1. 1NDUN

    There’s my new screensaver, complete with my own thought bubble.

  2. The Royal Penis

    You don’t have to be an expert in sign language to understand what she’s trying to communicate.

  3. SIN

    Just showing her techique for job interviews.

  4. 1NDUN

    She must be another Cubs fan.

  5. it had to be said

    Oh Amy. You’re so edgy! Now get on your knees.

  6. It worked for Justin Bieber…

  7. .. and what’s she doing with her other hand?

  8. Kim Kardashian

    Oh man…thats so wrong. I’ve been married 16 years, and I cant get my wife to even simulate a blow job. (crying in my beer). Oh, blow job…were have you gone? (to the gardener?) :D

    • Monsignor Nelson

      She spends all her BJ energy on me.
      She has nothing left when she goes home to you.
      Have another beer on me!

  9. YAAR

    If you’re offering, I am in.

  10. Hank E. Ring

    So Amy, what can one expect on a first date with you?

  11. I should brush my teeth more?

  12. BigOkie

    Cute and one of the best standup comics out there these days.

  13. I love Amy and would let her suck my dick any day. But hey, I’m not selfish. I’ll return the favour in kind.

  14. Gary Grant

    The glassy-eyes would de-boner me.

  15. You need to cover up those Bugs Bunny teeth when you do that!

  16. tlmck

    Responding to Scott Baio.


    I like how this website allows you to comment on different stories, its nice!

  18. Bionic_Crouton

    Amy Schumer will now show the universal sign for “Can you give me a ride?”

  19. I would totally go balls deep in Amy. She’s so hot.

  20. anonymous

    Meh…she’s using too much hand. Obvious tip-only sucker.

  21. Because of the two preceding pictures, I for real thought this was happening at the TeenNick Halo awards.

  22. Bigalkie

    She’s giving the ” Adam Lambert ” signal.

  23. Anderson Pooper

    Stop – you’re bending it!

  24. LilDeuceDeuce

    When you wake up in the morning, it’s a quarter to five, and you just can’t wait to come alive! You…wait, wrong song.

  25. Sangriatic

    I think she spotted Jon Hamm, too.

  26. Joaquin ingles

    A little disappointed this isn’t Amanda Bynes.

  27. Her right and left upper Maxillary incisors need consideration.

  28. Stewie

    Can I be arrested for looking at that!

  29. Elf

    It’s not nice of her to make fun of how Snooki inhales hot dogs.

  30. This little girl is a doll!

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/20/Amy Schumer 1-340_453.jpg[/img]

  31. EricLr

    Hey Amy, how do you stay in showbiz?

  32. Timothy

    New Internet meme in 5, 4, 3, 2…

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