There’s my new screensaver, complete with my own thought bubble.
I think you meant to write “bubbles”.
I must have drifted off.
Nothing worse than discovering that the very first post under a picture is exactly what I was going to say.
Great pervs think alike. I do envy you if that really is your worst experience. My day started with a pissfork and has gone downhill from there.
something tells me her wedding reception hall entrance song will be “Lil’ Jon & The East Side Boyz – Get Low”
You don’t have to be an expert in sign language to understand what she’s trying to communicate.
She’s asking where the library is, right?
Just showing her techique for job interviews.
She must be another Cubs fan.
Thank you captain obvious for explaining his joke.
This was a reference to the blowjob guy at the Pirates-Cubs game in September. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxGZrk8JQDg
He kind of looks like a cross between Dexter and Herbert West.
Oh Amy. You’re so edgy! Now get on your knees.
It worked for Justin Bieber…
.. and what’s she doing with her other hand?
Oh man…thats so wrong. I’ve been married 16 years, and I cant get my wife to even simulate a blow job. (crying in my beer). Oh, blow job…were have you gone? (to the gardener?) :D
She spends all her BJ energy on me.
She has nothing left when she goes home to you.
Have another beer on me!
If you’re offering, I am in.
So Amy, what can one expect on a first date with you?
I should brush my teeth more?
Cute and one of the best standup comics out there these days.
The only thing I’ve ever heard her say was, “I used to only have sex with Mexicans, but now I like it to be consentual.” (something like that.) haha!
Decent at roasts (much like actors who have their jokes written for them), but I couldn’t make it through ten minutes of her comedy central special. Overrated.
I love Amy and would let her suck my dick any day. But hey, I’m not selfish. I’ll return the favour in kind.
The glassy-eyes would de-boner me.
You need to cover up those Bugs Bunny teeth when you do that!
Nahhh…she just needs to be careful.
Responding to Scott Baio.
I like how this website allows you to comment on different stories, its nice!
welcome to the internet? o.o
Amy Schumer will now show the universal sign for “Can you give me a ride?”
I would totally go balls deep in Amy. She’s so hot.
Meh…she’s using too much hand. Obvious tip-only sucker.
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