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Hideous face but I see titties!
I thought De La Hoya’s finshed with the “nose candy”?
“Golnesa Gharachedaghi”
Looks just like it sounds.
even in that dress, that thing looks mannish
The put the wrong head on the Sexbot 3000c here.
Who???!!! Never mind….BOOBIES!!!!
“G, Pat?”
“There are THREE Gs. That’s $15,000. Spin again, or solve the puzzle?”
I don’t know who she is, but I bet it’s not tough to get into the after parties when you’re dressed like a rape buffet.
Found under the definition of “Butterface”.
I’ll tunnel into *her* cave looking for a nuclear program…
Side boobs can make anyone look past a fug face.
Mom always says “If you ain’t got the face, make up for it with the tits!”
I’d spell out her name with my tongue while I go down on her.
I bet those leather pants are a Crock Pot for crabs.
Oh, DAMN! Thanks a lot for the visual, Flynbyu. Yuck!
On the other hand, I find her very interesting. I’ll reserve further comment until I can figure out how to get her out of her clothing.
She has talent. I can just tell.
Why is the left one higher and rounder? Them some weird titties.
I believe it is referred to as “perspective.”
Golnesa Gharachedaghi. Screw it. Let’s just call her “Tits” for short.
or Dahgi (doggie)….
“Our hummus is made with fresh chickpeas! Never canned!”
I had a feeling I knew what she’s supposedly famous for, and sure enough, the Google tells me she’s on that new reality show that’s plastered all over the sides of buses here in New York. I have a bad feeling we’re witnessing the new Kardashians here.
So there’s going to be a reality show about a traveling group of transsexuals?
Looks like something Dr. Frankenstein created with Kardashian parts.
Looks like something Dr. Frankenstein created with Kardashian parts.
Fuck no. Fuck. NO.
Hey, you guys, does this shirt make me look like an attention whore with daddy issues or does it have just the right amount of sparkle?
If you think that’s bad,
Imagine her with a shirt on but without makeup.
She looks like she should be throwing rocks in the desert.
She can hit a tank from fifty paces blindfolded.
What a peculiar looking woman.
What a peculiar looking man!
Looks like Rebecca Black changed her name.
Nothing says “I’ve arrived” quite like a shirt that say’s you’ll leave with the first guy to buy you a Zima.
Trailer Trash Face
I spit up a huge loogie today and it sounded just like her name.
Someone hit the magic light switch!
Mexican Winnie Cooper
Mexican? Surely you jest! She’s Iranian, you ultra-maroon!
Pretty titties. Ugly mug.
bitter beer face
These breasts go to the first man who can pronounce my name!