superficial

  1. SIN

    Hideous face but I see titties!

  2. “Golnesa Gharachedaghi”

    Looks just like it sounds.

  3. Mr. Poop

    even in that dress, that thing looks mannish

  4. it had to be said

    The put the wrong head on the Sexbot 3000c here.

  5. Duck86

    Who???!!! Never mind….BOOBIES!!!!

  6. “G, Pat?”

    “There are THREE Gs. That’s $15,000. Spin again, or solve the puzzle?”

  7. I don’t know who she is, but I bet it’s not tough to get into the after parties when you’re dressed like a rape buffet.

  8. Found under the definition of “Butterface”.

  9. mike

    I’ll tunnel into *her* cave looking for a nuclear program…

  10. Gary Grant

    Side boobs can make anyone look past a fug face.

  11. Mom always says “If you ain’t got the face, make up for it with the tits!”

  12. I’d spell out her name with my tongue while I go down on her.

  13. The Pope

    She has talent. I can just tell.

  14. Why is the left one higher and rounder? Them some weird titties.

  15. tlmck

    Golnesa Gharachedaghi. Screw it. Let’s just call her “Tits” for short.

  16. Fishballs

    “Our hummus is made with fresh chickpeas! Never canned!”

  17. I had a feeling I knew what she’s supposedly famous for, and sure enough, the Google tells me she’s on that new reality show that’s plastered all over the sides of buses here in New York. I have a bad feeling we’re witnessing the new Kardashians here.

  18. anonymous

    Looks like something Dr. Frankenstein created with Kardashian parts.

  19. anonymous

    Looks like something Dr. Frankenstein created with Kardashian parts.

  20. kimmykimkim

    Fuck no. Fuck. NO.

  21. Lala Land

    Hey, you guys, does this shirt make me look like an attention whore with daddy issues or does it have just the right amount of sparkle?

  22. If you think that’s bad,
    Imagine her with a shirt on but without makeup.

  23. Bigalkie

    She looks like she should be throwing rocks in the desert.

  24. What a peculiar looking woman.

  25. Mr. Sweden

    Looks like Rebecca Black changed her name.

  26. Nothing says “I’ve arrived” quite like a shirt that say’s you’ll leave with the first guy to buy you a Zima.

  27. Trailer Trash Face

  28. I spit up a huge loogie today and it sounded just like her name.

  29. Stewie

    Someone hit the magic light switch!

  30. Colin

    Mexican Winnie Cooper

  31. Phoenix

    Pretty titties. Ugly mug.

  32. mismy

    bitter beer face

  33. EricLr

    These breasts go to the first man who can pronounce my name!

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