“Is this the audition for the new Dos Equis commerical?”
I don’t always drink tea, but when I do, I prefer Earl Gey, hot.
Surprise!! I’m a drunk irishman.
Stewart is a Scottish name.
I. LOVE. HIM. LOVE!! I SAY.
Agreed. This is not me, but I have this shirt.
me want. (the shirt)
The most interesting man in the world? Kiss my ass, he couldn’t hold my jock!
“Good eve, play-a. Perchance you and I shall role in the near future?”
I don’t always look this good, but when I do.. Just kidding, I always look this good…
“Shatner? He’s a funny guy.”
“Another beer. Make it so.”
Number One, set a course for Shit-Faced-Hammered…Maximum Warp. ENGAGE BITCHES!
Where’s my number one?!? I think I just made a number two.
The bar quadrant. Maximum warp. Engage!
When I finish this bottle I will put the tie on my head and you are going to witness the greatest Bugs Bunny. In The History. Of The Theatre!
Beam me over to Kelly Brook’s. BEAM ME OVER TO KELLY BROOK’S!
“Ecluse me. But I bleeve I resemple that remahk!”
BBA. British Badasssssssssssssssssssssss!
One day I hope I can be this cool. Hey, everyone needs a dream, right?
“I don’t always drink beer,but when I do…. Ah, screw it. I’m a fucking lush.”
Off to outer-space, to pimp hoes that no pimp has ever pimped.
“May I have some Gatorade? I’m afraid I left all my electrolytes with your daughter.”
“You know, it really [i]is[/i] hard out here for a pimp.”
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