The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.19.12
Matthew Perry in West Hollywood. (November 18, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.19.12
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Getting an eyeful of Russell Brand’s Jesus ensemble, and probably his res-erection.
….he now cleans tables at the central perk.
I’m not sure what to call this look.
a) Kim Kardashian sees a pap
b) Jessica Simpson sees a KFC
c) Jennifer Love Hewett sees a male
d) Lindsay Lohan sees anything illegal
Matthew Perry sees a Vicodin.
Hamm sighting?
he’s shocked because someone recognized him
Who got crack!
“does..uh…anyone else see the fairy sprites dancing around me? I’m so high…”
“Could I BE more surprised that my current series hasn’t been cancelled yet?”
Friends is the most boring sitcom I’ve ever seen.
Apparently you never saw ‘Mad About You’.
Do you do liver?
As a fairy godmother appears in a cloud of glitter, so too does Matthew Perry appear in a flurry of narcotics.
He’s actually visualizing Don Ho singing “Tiny bubbles”. Sadly enough, he’s also visualizing himself bathing.
Bath salts are the new vicodan
He’s come through alright, given what could have happened he looks pretty good for 43.
Of course like all Friends stars he’s forever tied to his Friends character, but there could be far worse things (Ross, Rachel, Joey).
Lost some weight there…think I found it.
“Anybody seen Russell Brand around?”
ca ca ca yea baby!!! I do cocaine!
I’m straight now.
It just hit him that he never deserved even a modicum of fame.
WOw…grey is the new dirty blonde, huh?