superficial

  1. 1NDUN

    Getting an eyeful of Russell Brand’s Jesus ensemble, and probably his res-erection.

  2. I’m not sure what to call this look.
    a) Kim Kardashian sees a pap
    b) Jessica Simpson sees a KFC
    c) Jennifer Love Hewett sees a male
    d) Lindsay Lohan sees anything illegal

  3. Mr. Poop

    he’s shocked because someone recognized him

  4. Duck86

    Who got crack!

  5. “does..uh…anyone else see the fairy sprites dancing around me? I’m so high…”

  6. “Could I BE more surprised that my current series hasn’t been cancelled yet?”

  7. Friends is the most boring sitcom I’ve ever seen.

  8. cc

    Do you do liver?

  9. As a fairy godmother appears in a cloud of glitter, so too does Matthew Perry appear in a flurry of narcotics.

  10. Allison Wunderlan

    He’s actually visualizing Don Ho singing “Tiny bubbles”. Sadly enough, he’s also visualizing himself bathing.

  11. Superdouche

    Bath salts are the new vicodan

  12. Number 2

    He’s come through alright, given what could have happened he looks pretty good for 43.

    Of course like all Friends stars he’s forever tied to his Friends character, but there could be far worse things (Ross, Rachel, Joey).

  13. Biff

    Lost some weight there…think I found it.

  14. “Anybody seen Russell Brand around?”

  15. glam

    ca ca ca yea baby!!! I do cocaine!

  16. EricLr

    It just hit him that he never deserved even a modicum of fame.

  17. Gregggo

    WOw…grey is the new dirty blonde, huh?

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