superficial

  1. 1NDUN

    “And let me have some Junior Mints. And give me another box of Juji Fruits. And the Borat Brothers are gonna pay for it.”

  2. SIN

    Shown actual size.

  3. YAAR

    “Yeah…it’s gonna be called Rocky 12. Yeah, I know we’re gonna skip a few numbers but…it’s gonna be great. In this one, I’m gonna fight Drago’s sons, Drago II and Dragon.”

  4. Mr. Poop

    “I looks around here, and I sees a lotta changin”

  5. ThisWillHurt

    Nice to see what he looks like without his platforms on.

  6. it had to be said

    Can you imagine being a non-native English speaker and trying to decipher Sly’s ramblings? My God, we’re lucky he didn’t start World War III in Berlin.

  7. Duck86

    WINKLEVOSS TWINS got a piece of Stallone?

  8. “‘Rocky – The Musical”

    did I read that? Or did that last 5 hour energy shot finally pop a blood vessel in my brain?

  9. Am I the only one that thinks this looks like a bad Photoshop job?

  10. tlmck

    They all have their father’s nose.

  11. Great White Pygmy

    Double Draco

  12. Great White Pygmy

    Spelled that wrong!
    g not c
    Please correct in you records!

  13. Bigalkie

    What a whore this guy is. First The Expendables and now Rocky The Musical. He could give Gene Simmons lessons.

    • Do you not remember who created Rocky, wrote the story and the script for Rocky, starred as Rocky, ad nauseum?

      • Bigalkie

        Chuck Weppner. He lived it. He sued Stallone and got six or seven million. Stallone grabbed his life story and made millions. Chuck’s a good guy. Funny too.

  14. I admit it. I have a thing for the Klitschko boys. I like freakishly tall guys. And guys with slavic accents. And PhDs. Dang.

    :|

  15. EricLr

    Please God, tell me he’s singing–and that there’s video.

  16. Mr. Popfarts

    “Mirror Mirror on the wall, Who is the GOT-DAMN Ugliness of them all?”

  17. Schmidtler

    I’m still waiting for ‘Over the Top – the Musical’. Broadway is missing out on delivering the goods on the long neglected competitive arm wrestling genre.

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