1. Deacon Jones

    Is he filming another Dick Tracy movie?

  2. ThisWillHurt

    “Who you callin’ short?”

  3. it had to be said

    Sweet shoes, Al. You’re now officially old as dirt.

  4. Mr. Poop

    Diane Keaton and Martin Sheen look happy to see him.

  5. Smapdi

    “You may ask yourself, well, how did I get here? Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down.”

  6. Who wants to bet it’s really two midgets under that coat?

  7. “Spare change? I’ll do a Shakespeare soliloque. Spare change? No? Well, God bless you sir.”

  8. cc

    Ricky Roma must have lost his sales magic.

  9. Bionic_Crouton

    “Are you cold Mr. Pacino?”
    “Nah, I’m just getting warmed up!”

  10. Bigalkie

    All his money and he always wears the cheapest shoes.

  11. Allison Wunderlan

    Is that Jay Leno holding the remote control?

  12. Swearin

    He looks like the intro to that new James Bond Heineken ad

  13. oldfool

    I’ve heard of Betty Davis Eyes, but Cotton Hill Legs?

  14. Joe

    The mullet of shows. Business on the outside, party on the inside.

  15. Orthopedic shoes, hoo-ah!

  16. EricLr

    Whooah just suffered a stroke?

Leave A Comment