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  1. Duck86

    I’d do her…oh wait…

  2. ThisWillHurt

    No, Internet! Bad! That’s a bad Internet! *rolls up newspaper*

  3. it had to be said

    That bitch is ugly as hell.

  4. Smapdi

    Nice to see Calista Flockhart getting some work.

  5. AnnaD.

    Horrid. Even by tranny standards.

  6. Courtney Love is Jared Leto?

  7. I still can’t believe Tom Cruise divorced her.

  8. It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again.

  9. This is the manliest he has ever looked.

  10. Bionic_Crouton

    Previously on Cougartown…

  11. mikeee

    Terry Richardson is taking pictures of Jared again.

  12. Allison Wunderlan

    I’d do her. And I’m a heterosexual chick.

  13. Jethro

    Pretty sure this is the redhead from real Housewives NYC.

  14. LilDeuceDeuce

    “The dress? Organic free range spidermonkey silk. But the real key to this look is a trifecta of bespoke winter lacquers, applied thrice daily with a salve of children’s tears.”

  15. Tranny: Ur doin’ it wrong:

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/19/domino-presley-tranny-love-oil-01-340_496.jpg[/img]

  16. Jared dressed up as Courtney Love a little late for Halloween.

  17. Nemo Noman

    *sigh*

    …Would.

  18. Brentkilledaguy

    He can finally feel freeeee now

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