The harder you squeeze, the bigger they get
SEE, NIBIRU is real !
“But I don’t want to…..”
“Listen, Ms Price, it’s the only way we could get Clinton to come here. He’s waiting by the limo.”
Red Rover, Red Rover let Silicon come over!
Breast Knows Best
Finally succumbing to the weight of the silicon, Katie now required the assistance of two men to remain upright.
I think a few of you’s guys are referring to SILICONE, not silicon.
From the looks of her nipples, she’s heading to SXSW.
Now make a wish and PULL!!
Forgoing the risk of silicone, it looks like she opted for Helium. Why else would she need two people to act as tethers?
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR…pop, pop…Turkey’s done!
If she wasn’t who she is, I totally would.
You mean if she wasn’t utterly appalling looking?
Yes. And wasn’t a whore.
Looks like she got Montag’s old implants.
Imagine her at 65. No don’t.
This is what the phrase “Hulk tits” was invented for.
I know guys like big tits but really? Is this attractive? I’d be afraid to squeeze them
They look like they’d explode if you talked too loud.
Not even CLOSE to attractive! Personally, I’d rather be with a natural flat-chested woman than with a gal sporting ridiculous implants like these.
“OK boys, just keep pumping… almost … full… “
It seems Reebok has cornered the market on British breast implants.
Dude on the left:
“Every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every man who cries out, “Dear God! What is that thing,” will echo in your natural ears. That is what to the plastic surgeon means. It means to leave others that see you in anguish, wallowing in your freakish misery forever.”
Even with those scrawny arms, a punch in the face with those .44 magnums behind it could do some serious damage.
Apparently water balloons are contraband in London.
Commenting as a Guest
Sign in or Join.