1. Diablo Dude

    That is one long ass coke straw!

    • Phoenix

      That’s because he can no longer bend over to reach the table. Well…he can. He just can’t stand back up afterward.


    Your move Madonna

  3. who breathed life back into this?

  4. Duck86

    It’s the Mummy trying the suck your soul through the internet.

  5. Ha! He fell for the old, “That was Sammy Davis’ old butt plug” trick!

  6. tlmck

    Looks more like somebody dug up Andy Griffith.

  7. He’s still alive?

  8. Dave

    “Schmelman and Zelman? NICE LAAAADY!”

  9. Bigalkie

    Jerry Lewis. What a Genius. Chalking his cue with snot. Comedy Gold.

  10. contusion

    I see he has the Ricky Ricardo Orchestra in the background.

  11. Isn’t he something like 154 years old?

  12. Brett Ratner's sweaty ass hair

    Last time I seen him. He was fat and then died?

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