1. HI right leg was amputated years ago. That’s actually his penis filling out the right pant leg and wearing a sock and a shoe.

  2. “Tom-my! Those men—what they are saying—it is like everyone has seen it!”

    “Yeah, babe. Everyone’s seen it.”

  3. “Tommy, I don’t feel so good.”
    “Yeah baby, that’s the hep c kickin’ in.”

  4. She’s rubbing her face, because he has been dick slapping her for the whole flight.

  5. Jenn

    He’s just icky, Lysol the furniture after he leaves icky.
    He’s turned me into my meemaw. Damn.

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