HI right leg was amputated years ago. That’s actually his penis filling out the right pant leg and wearing a sock and a shoe.
I can’t type today. That should be “his right leg…”
“Tom-my! Those men—what they are saying—it is like everyone has seen it!”
“Yeah, babe. Everyone’s seen it.”
Worst. Hickey. Evar.
“Tommy, I don’t feel so good.”
“Yeah baby, that’s the hep c kickin’ in.”
She’s rubbing her face, because he has been dick slapping her for the whole flight.
He’s just icky, Lysol the furniture after he leaves icky.
He’s turned me into my meemaw. Damn.
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Tommy Lee and Sofia Toufa at LAX. (November 16, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN